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HEALY HALL – A representative for the Office of the President told reporters on Monday that President DeGioia is still sure that Jack Sr., the beloved Georgetown mascot who passed away on June 3rd, only left to live on a farm in western Pennsylvania. Patricia Moore (COL ’16), a summer assistant, said that the […]
photo via FoxNews.com/AP WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has run into trouble employing rhetoric regarding national security, as each reference to the looming threat of domestic terrorist attacks has been met with charmed cooing. The GOP presidential candidate’s emphasis on potential danger has been continually countered by his rosy cheeks and a pubescent […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – DC Mayor Muriel Bowser stated at a press conference Monday afternoon that the city’s law enforcement officials will roll out a new policing plan to legalize only the dopest, black gold chronic. “The council and I are seeing to it that the voice of the people takes priority, which is why any […]
NEW YORK – On Sunday, Lorne Hershing, a 22 year old Queens native, woke up elated to find his social media news feeds crowded with tributes to mothers accompanied by pictures worthy of his collection. “Yes, a great harvest! This what I wait all year for – this is my Christmas morning,” said Hershing as he dragged […]
HEALY – Coinciding with the massive spike in the cost of higher education, along with the growing prospects of underemployment, thousands of American high school seniors have opted to explode upwards of $200,000 as a better use of their money. “Explosions are fucking sweet,” explained 18 year old Charlie Burns, a graduating high […]