WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Watergate Hotel, a staple of Washington’s tourist scene, has come under fire this week like never before. The Watergate – an institution famous for its unique architecture, complete makeover in the 1980’s, and continental breakfast – risks a permanent stain on its sterling reputation. Manager Ogden Weizenbaum’s mishandling of revenue cost […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Andrew Custer (MSB ’20) was in rare form interviewing for his summer consulting job. From the “Hello my name is Andrew and I am humbled to be here” to the “it has been a pleasure and an honor speaking with you,” it was total domination. For starters, Andrew lured the unsuspecting interviewer […]

IN CLASS –  The school year has rolled around once again and amphibious Freshman Eugene Gloger (COL ‘22) was not prepared. The professor already told the class about herself and it became time for her to learn a little bit more about her students. She wanted all of the students to share their name and just one […]

The ongoing saga of Mr. Whiskers’ sudden and untimely demise that has divided the small suburban community of Pleasant Hill, Iowa has finally been put to rest. After ruling it highly unlikely that curiosity played a major role in the gruesome event, the prevailing hypothesis among experts is that the Chevy Traverse that ran Mr. […]