RED SQUARE — Junior Lee Presser (MSB ’16) has reportedly brought together a group of 35 students to create the new student group “Georgetown University Association For Various Student Activities and Other Associated Associations of Acronyms,” or GUAFVSAOAAA for short.

When asked why he created the group, Presser angrily responded, “I’m sick and tired of the Credit Union constantly taking the title of ‘Most Complicated Acronym’ on campus. Not enough students recognize the full potential of useless words and extraneous letters when it comes to creating a group.”

Presser went on to shame the organizations such as the Georgetown University Student Association who “could easily adopt the name ‘The Georgetown University Association of Students Who One Day Want To Do Political Stuff and Therefore Try To Assert Their Dominance on Campus’ for the sake of having an insanely long acronym infuriates me.”

This movement has evidently struck a chord among government majors, who salivated at the chance for needless over-complication. Professor Mick Langer, in charge of awarding the annual title of “Most Complicated Acronym,” could not be reached for comment. His office has informed the Heckler that Professor Langer has gone on an extravagant vacation to celebrate the fact that he now has justification for his job on campus.

The GUAFVSAOAAA will meet every Thursday night from 10-12 PM in Healy Hall to discuss how long their name is, ways to make it longer, and also to vent frustrations about the current lack of complicated acronyms on campus.

When asked about future plans, Presser said he hopeful that “one day we will require three tables at the Student Activities Fair just to fit our name.”