The Georgetown Heckler

News | December 26, 2014

White People Still Unsure What Big Deal Is

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In light of recent events and various responses to the occurrences, countless Caucasian individuals are struggling to grasp the weight of the matter at hand. “I mean, I understand what has happened, except on the other hand, there’s this entire other side to be weighed. So I mean, I get it, but, you know, what do I do from here?” asked a woman at a local farmers market. While no one yet has debated whether these occurrences have transpired, the implications seem to remain up in the air as people grapple with how they are affected by these contentious incidents. “Yeah, there is definitely stuff happening in all over, but what exactly should be the focus? And should it be now? During the Holiday Season? At the end of the day it comes down to this or that, things which are probably out of my control,” added a man who was not the focus of a TSA random inspection. At press time, most white people were still focused on the Royal Family’s trip to America.