MIDNIGHT MUG- While walking to a class in Car Barn this past week, Mark Evans (COL ’18) was reportedly ambushed when a shady figure wearing a Corposaurus shirt and colorful snapback emerged from the shadows of the exorcist steps.  “All you need to do is wear this hat backwards, give me your mortal soul, and abandon your friends and family forever,” whispered the figure before disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving behind nothing but a Corp coffee and a copy of the movie Ghost Rider. “It seemed like a good deal,” Evans told the Heckler, “He promised a level of exclusivity comparable to Harvard, a false sense of superiority, and all the parties and Satanic rituals I could ask for. It’s just a shame that every time I walk by a Jesuit professor they feel the need to yell at me in ancient Latin.” Evans was of few students who successfully sold their soul as many of the other candidates’ applications were ultimately rejected.