The Georgetown Heckler

News | December 9, 2018

The Heckler Announces Holiday Canned Goods Drive Because We Need Like 10 More To Finish Our Pyramid

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GEORGETOWN, DC– As the holidays near, it is important to think about the Georgetown community as a whole, and what we can do to help out. Whether that means comforting a friend, giving a gift to a family member, or donating some cans (preferably with a cool label like a dragon or something) to the Heckler, there is truly so much that can be done. We here at the Heckler are stepping up this holiday season by donating half our profits to charity and by donating all the cans we collect to Nick (he’s the only one who’s tall enough to put them on top of the pyramid).

We started small, with a few friends and a commitment to building super tall stuff with the cans before we throw them away. Every day, millions of cans are wasted, holding soups or other wet foods, instead of being like the cool back part of our pyramid. Every donation truly makes a difference because it’s gonna start touching the ceiling soon.  Last year your donations allowed the Heckler to make a pretty big sea-horse, which was okay, but this year our sights are higher and we need all the help we can get to reach them, because even Nick is on his tippy toes for this row.

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