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News | September 9, 2019

Add/Drop Ends as Freshman Squeaks into Noun: Noun and Noun, Noun, Noun, and the Intersection Of Noun and Noun, and Noun and the Ethics of Adjective Noun and Proper Noun

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With the first few weeks of school behind him, Freshman Male finalized his schedule minutes before Add/Drop closed last Friday. An undeclared major in the college, Freshman Male was looking to “get some recs out of the way” during his first semester, landing on a five-class course load including Noun: Noun and Noun, Noun, Noun, and the Intersection Of Noun and Noun, and Noun and the Ethics of Adjective Noun and Proper Noun. Freshman Male did not get off of the waitlist for Noun, Noun, Noun and Gerund Noun due to the class’ popularity.

“As a new student, I’m looking to sample a little of everything,” Freshman Male said, in Building.

Freshman Male is also looking to join Club, Club, and Club Sport, pending acceptance.

“College can be pretty intimidating,” he said on Day, “But there are so many things to do here, like Sit and Stand. I have a Feeling about School.” Freshman Male enjoys Activity. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb. Noun Verb.

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