Freshman who were unable to impress only slightly older but much more attractive peers will line up like ugly ducklings to try to find some other uggos to hang out with. We have highlighted some groups who will be in attendance below: 

PAC (Plain Ass Crusties)

WGTB (Weally Gross Troll Boys) 

GPB (Goblin People Bunch) 

NSO (Nasty Set of Oafs) 

GUES (Group of Ugly Effing Snakes) 

Disclaimer: The Heckler will not be in attendance, as we were barred for being very attractive.