A recently uncovered photoset of president Norman Oldguy is raising questions about the presidential frontrunner’s ability to assume the position. Currently polling 78% across the country with 100% favorability in Pennsylvania AND Transylvania, Oldguy has practically been taking his victory lap around the country.

Photos of future president Oldguy eating at a Taco Bell near his home in Houston reveal what appears to be another pair of legs dangling out of his signature trench coat roughly halfway up his body. Oldguy, who previously held the record for tallest man in the world, is now under investigation by the FBI and the Guinness Book of World Records. Ripley’s! Believe it or Not is expected to send their investigators in the coming hours.

“We haven’t found anything yet but we will make sure we get to the bottom of this and fast,” said Republican spokesperson Mitchell Jones about the situation. “But we can’t just take the coat off and check that would clearly be an invasion of privacy. Would you like it if I came into your house and just ripped your coat off?” The investigation has not yet yielded any results.

Many voters are sticking by Oldguy and see this as a smear attempt by anti-PennTran-sylvania lobbies. Some voters are more confused than anything. “Isn’t that just what a vice president is?” said 10-foot tall Sam Soto about the issue, the President of the Board of Education whose Vice President recently went missing. Our thoughts and prayers are with Mr. Soto.

The Heckler has launched our investigative team which has successfully lured Oldguy into a pedicure spa, the beach, and near some very fuzzy carpets all in hopes of coaxing an additional pair of feet out of the future president. They are yet to find results, but when they do, our readers will be first to know.