We at The Heckler know that the schedule of a college student can quickly become convoluted. With all of the late nights, early mornings, and unexpected trysts with guys from your zoom class who turned out to be tall in real life, it can be hard to remember to take the pill at the same time each day. Lucky for you, if you press the follow buttons on these social media accounts, you’ll have no trouble at all remembering to take that pesky pill! Here are five mommy bloggers whose posts will make you so nauseous about the idea of having children that you’ll never forget your birth control ever again! 

1. Madison McMuffin

Known for having twelve kids in three years (all with M names), Madison can be found lounging in her favorite mom jeans, or mom shorts, or mom leggings…

2. Maddison Andderson

She lives in Hawaii!*

*Only as long as you keep using her 10% off code (10MADDYMADEME) for organic protein powder.

3. Madysyn Smyth

Is it legal to make your infant twerk on a TikTok? Who cares! 8-month-old Mylly is sponsored by PrincessPolly AND Shein.

4. Madison-Ann LaBump

Her baby is the size of a lima bean this week. Wait no, it’s the size of a pear. OK just kidding, a basketball. And, shocker, now it’s a fully grown baby.

5. Kris Jenner