GEORGETOWN UIS — “Oh Duo? You mean the hardest working little guy in IT?” chuckles Judd Nicholson, CIO. Nicholson agreed to talk to me about the unprecedented levels of hatred for the dual authentication system among students and faculty, but Duo was simply too busy keeping our information and accounts secure to join the conversation.

“Man, when we installed that tiny Sicilian on everyone’s computers, we had no idea how much he would have to overcome to just do his job. Do you know how hard it is for a microscopic Italian to run around your operating system sending pushes, making calls? He’s tiny! It’s exhausting. We get complaints constantly about how annoying he is, and I really just feel bad for him. If I could ask anything of our community, it would be to lay off the guy.”  

A recent survey of the student body (3% responding) by UIS indicates that 98% of students wish death upon poor little Duo! 

Duo emailed me just one quote when asked for comment about how he is perceived by the Georgetown community:

“Mamma.Mia.These.People.Are.Some.Impatient.Rude.Sons.A.Bitches.Random.Hoya.Kleenex.Boys”