After the short-lived chaos of move-in day, you may feel that there isn’t much in the way of sightseeing on Georgetown’s campus, but you’d be wrong. The Heckler would like to remind you that – every year – hundreds of insecure freshmen arrive on campus wearing truly ridiculous and gawk-worthy outfits. They say that “this is how everyone dresses back home,” let’s be honest, they just look…silly.

For your entertainment, watch that first-year wear long sleeves in late August, because it goes better with “his style” and “really helps with feeling comfortable in [his] own skin,” even though it totally doesn’t work with those god-awful khakis. This other one thinks she’s really making a statement and expressing herself with that skirt – so passé! Girl, you’re not serving looks, you’re serving embarrassment. It is important for these new students to know that all of their nightmare scenarios – all of the silent judging and passing smirks – are in fact real and happen to them specifically.