The Georgetown Heckler

News | October 9, 2022

Corps Rewards to be Replaced with Card-Punch System; Buy 9 Drinks, Get the 10th Poured All Over You in a Wet, White T-Shirt

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Georgetown students: We heard you. After the outrageous injustice that was the abdication of Corp Rewards and with it, the potential for free extra-extra-extra iced teas at Mug, we decided it was time to give the people what they really wanted. 

Corp Rewards has officially been revamped! Introducing Corp Cards: At your next visit to a Corp location, make sure to grab your complimentary punch-out card, garnished with ten pictures of DeGioia serving his best Blue Steel. After purchasing either a drink or a stale croissant, hole-punch any one of the pictures, and upon your tenth purchase, receive a complimentary Hanes Perfect-T Shirt Sleeve Crewneck, and get ready to get soaked! The hottest Corp location employee will slowly approach you with a devilish look in their eye, remove the quirky hat that makes them different from other workers, and drench you from top to bottom in your drink of choice. 

But, be warned: This limited-time offer ends soon, and you must change into the T-shirt in front of everyone to opt-in to the benefits.