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Hariri Building Fire Reported After MSB Freshman Attempts to Light Classy Cigar Pensively During Mock Business Negotiations
By Grantland Mice | October 10, 2022
Stop, drop, and roll! Business 101 got a bit too hot today in the Hariri building when Jake Kaplan (MSB ’26) tried to light a cigar to mimic the feeling of being in “the smokey, oak and leather furnished negotiations den of a refined businessman.” Unfortunately, his small hands could not support the weight of […]
Study abroad participant has no idea what a “Student Visa” is, hopes MasterCard will work
By Grantland Mice | August 25, 2022
“I don’t have a student visa…but my Mastercard should work right?” asked Katie Ward (COL ’24) as she waited for her flight to “Bar-the-lona” to take off. One Good Samaritan tried to guide her in the right direction. Wilson Navarro (SFS ’24) quipped, “I read that for a Schengen country, if you are in the […]
Georgetown Announces New Disability Center to be Located on the Roof of VCW, Only Accessible by Ladder
By Grantland Mice | March 31, 2022
Georgetown loves its students of all abilities! That’s why they have announced the opening of a new Disability Center, to be located on the roof of VCW. You know that slick, slanted, blue metal roof? Yeah, that one. The only way up is by ladder, but don’t worry! Mask and Bauble has generously donated their […]
