NEBRASKA- Following the revelations that the 268,738 residents of Lincoln, Nebraska were simply illusions, authorities have declared the supposed state capital to be entirely fictional. “It was a good game while it was on, but eventually you get rusty and make a few slips,” said man behind the hoax Albert The Amazing Magic Man, as he packed up the 15 million projectors and set pieces used to create the imaginary city. “I still can’t believe it isn’t real. I had just always figured all the microphones and lights were just for an advertising shoot,” said local resident Jeanne Robertson. At press time, experts had voiced suspicions that other locations such as the Great Wall of China and the bowling alley your husband always goes to after dinner are hoaxes as well