GEORGETOWN – With warm weather and the end of classes in sight, the hardworking and studious students at Georgetown are beginning to cheer up at the prospect of summer vacation. Especially George. Freshman George St. George has been seen whirring around Lau, spreading the good news and holiday cheer like a child before Christmas. When asked to comment, George exclaimed, “George Day, a whole day for George!”

George reportedly extended invitations to George Clooney, Takei, and W. Bush for the holiday festivities, however they all respectfully declined. George will be cutting the George Washington themed cake himself this year. George Lopez has cleared his schedule for next year’s George Day.

George’s roommate, in an interview, said, “George is really excited, which is great, but the Georgian flag is blocking our AC.” He added, “Are George Day and Georgetown Day the same weekend?”

George’s plan for George Day include basking in the affection of his peers and cooking up some burgers on his George Foreman grill. The administration has moved to change the name officially in order to avoid future confusion.