Citing the need to give Georgetown students a leg up in the increasingly competitive job market, the Cawley Career Education Center announced the launch of a new online program, The Hoya Gateway program which will launch May 6, to connect Georgetown’s 1500 seniors and alum Bill Clinton for one-on-one advice, informational interviews and resume reviews. […]

Construction on the Intercollegiate Athletics Center, which will be named for former US President Bill Clinton (SFS ’68), will begin this summer, University President John J. DeGioia wrote in an email Tuesday. A formal announcement was made at halftime during Tuesday’s home game when a banner was unfurled which read: “The Bill Clinton Intercollegiate Athletics […]

Citing Georgetownʼs proud tradition of seeking out “off the radar,” but “sick” bands, Georgetownʼs Alternative Spring Break organizer Janet Freeman (NHS ʼ15) expressed this was going to be the best year yet for alternative spring break, commonly known as ASB. “Alternative music is all about connecting with your soul and self-expression and when ASB was […]

WASHINGTON — Georgetown coach John Thompson III said his team was “sucking” back in January, trying to reshape its identity when injuries and academic issues contributed to a five- game losing streak. On Tuesday night, just in time to make a last-chance surge toward a possible NCAA tournament berth and quick, disappointing exit, the Hoyas […]

On Tuesday afternoon at a ribbon cutting ceremony, Corp CEO Sam Rodman (Col ʼ15) unveiled the Corpʼs new storefront: Corp Bathrooms. “This is an important day for Georgetown and our company. I could not be more proud,” said Rodman, standing before the stall door. “Weʼre filling an important need on campus. Thereʼs nothing like this […]

My fellow Hoyas, today we witnessed a devastating blow to our campus democracy. Our new GUSA executives, [winning ticket], have seized power through a fixed and fraudulent election. As is well known, Chicken Madness was rapidly rising in the polls as countless students embraced our sizzlin’ platform of fresh-grilled, meaty goodness. Yet the students’ will […]

LEIDSCHENDAM, the Netherlands —Barry Herschorn, the former Georgetown government professor, was sentenced on Wednesday to 50 years in prison for his role in crimes against humanity in Georgetown classrooms during the 90s. In what was viewed as a watershed case for modern human rights law, Mr. Herschorn was the first former professor convicted by an […]

Trevor Tezel (SFS ’15) and Omika Jikaria (SFS ’15) are in the lead in the race for GUSA executive, with 26.6 percent of likely GUSA candidates choosing their ticket, according to a door-to-door poll conducted by The Heckler on Sunday evening. Zach Singer (SFS ’15) and Dan Silkman (COL ’15) ranked in second place, with 18.8 […]

WASHINGTON – A time traveler from the year 2100 arrived today in the nation’s capital with assurances that despite facing overwhelming challenges, humanity’s political, economic, and social structures would remain intact well into the future. Appearing “out of the goddamn blue” according to federal agent Mike Weathers, a humanoid figure stepped out of what appeared […]

Although it could take months for Georgetown University officials to learn what caused the destruction of the satellite campus, they focused yesterday on the possibility that some or all of its pilots were severely inebriated, dooming the campus upon reentry. An almost lethal amount of alcohol struck the pilots’ bloodstream during the shuttle’s blastoff, officials […]