You are not alone. The COVID-19 pandemic has had a significant impact on everyone in our Georgetown community. In recognition of these difficult times, we want to make sure all students know about our well-being resources accessible to Georgetown students who are able to squeeze their diverse mental health needs into one of our neatly-defined […]

MARYLAND COLONY – Bishop John Carroll of the Maryland Colony hath paid in hand seventy-five pounds current money to Colonel William Deakins, Jr. for a plot of land which previously lay barren. Blessed by the Lord, the good bishop encountered this unoccupied territory, devoid both of people and prior historie, and pledged himself to the […]

Recent polls indicate that many Americans are reluctant to get tested for COVID-19 because they do not want to have the testing swab inserted into their nose.  Well, we have news for you, America. That COVID test is not psyched to be going up there either! Is America so bold as to think it is […]

Earlier this morning, Georgetown University administrators announced that in-person classes will resume, effective immediately, in Walsh 392. The announcement, though seemingly an arbitrary reversal of previous decisions, was actually made with serious consideration for the health and safety of our community. President DeGioia wrote in the announcement, “We are continuing to monitor the situation and […]

Let’s be real. We are all guilty of skipping a sudsing every once in a while, but on occasion our loved ones let personal hygiene slide too far. Here are some strategies to help you gently let a relative know that it is time to open a window! Lead by example Lament that you feel […]

Earlier this week, the Office of Global Education (OGE) released a new report on Georgetown students’ participation in study abroad programs with the exciting conclusion that all the ugly people went abroad this semester, and now you are the only one left. The report, entitled “Why YOU Should Go Abroad,” highlights all of the reasons […]

Honor Council delegates were seen licking their lips and rubbing their hands together as they pressed send on an email that went out to all undergraduate students at Georgetown earlier today, reminding them of the importance of academic integrity. In fact, the group looked quite festive all week leading up to the email, carrying large […]

UGH- Sources around campus reported earlier today that Amy has no sit-down exams this semester. She only has three essays, but none of them are due until Friday. Amy plans to go home on Wednesday and just write her papers from there, so she can work in her kitchen where there’s so much natural light. […]

SCIENCE – Researchers recently uncovered that 65% of retail customers who say they are ‘just browsing’ are actually working up the courage to kiss the salesman on the mouth. The survey included data collected from men and women ranging in age from 18 to 55, who just wanted to be swept away by a romance […]

  WALSH 394 – It is nearly half way through the semester, and students taking Father Roth’s Biblical Literature class have started to notice that the professor is just teaching directly from the Book. Father Joseph Roth, S.J., a respected scholar in his field, has been teaching the class ever since he came to Georgetown […]