The Georgetown community was rocked by scandal yesterday after students uncovered an unmarked grave beneath the surface of Copley Lawn containing the presumed remains of former mascot-in-training, J.J. The grave was discovered by Alex Ortega (SFS ’15), a cutter on the Georgetown Ultimate Frisbee team. Taking advantage of the upswing in temperature, Ortega and some […]
Hello, dear readers. We here at The Heckler love a good joke. But today, we would like to take a moment to talk to you about something of a more serious nature. It’s an issue that has struck deeply at the heart of our country and the heart of the university we love so dearly. […]
The Dahlgren Chapel of the Sacred Heart will be rededicated this Saturday after over twelve months of renovations. Here are some of the new features students can expect to see in the chapel: Magnetic locks on doors will prevent bad Catholics from leaving after Communion Chapel to display macaroni art Stations of the Cross designed […]
REISS — Calling it one of the more anxious moments of his educational life Theology Professor Andrew Walter managed slide through his THEO 434 Seminar without doing the reading. “I just have a lot going on in other classes right now, okay?” said Walter who watched four uninterrupted hours of Netflix the day before teaching […]
If thereʼs one thing there is a shortage of, itʼs march madness articles. Part two of the Hecklerʼs March Madness advice has arrived. WEST 1 Arizona v 16 Weber State: Weber is not a state. If they donʼt know that how can they win a basketball game? Pick: Arizona 8 Gonzaga v 9 Oklahoma St: […]
Warren Buffet is offering one billion dollars for a perfect bracket, my advice is free. But you also get what you pay for. SOUTH BRACKET 1 Florida v 16 UA/MS Mary: Florida has the cure for MS (Mary) Pick: Florida 8 Colorado v 9 Pittsburg: Evenly matched numbers here, legalization gives Colorado the high, but […]
Noticing that both the Hoya and the Voice sat down with Georgetown University President John DeGioia for no specific reason, I did the same. Wanting to ensure the Georgetown Heckler’s spot among the finest publications on the hilltop, DeGioia spoke to me about a wide variety of topics. Heckler: President DeGioia, it’s an honor and […]
WASHINGTON — Georgetown coach John Thompson III said his team was “sucking” back in January, trying to reshape its identity when injuries and academic issues contributed to a five- game losing streak. On Tuesday night, just in time to make a last-chance surge toward a possible NCAA tournament berth and quick, disappointing exit, the Hoyas […]