GOOCHLAND — Citing a need to “reclaim their managerial reputation,” the Goochland United Soccer Association announced Tuesday that they will sue the Georgetown University Student Association for the rights to the highly coveted “GUSA” acronym.   Goochland, a small town outside of Richmond, Virginia, and the home of the Goochland United Soccer Association, has a […]

  VERIZON CENTER —  Georgetown junior D’Vauntes Smith-Rivera was one of five college basketball players named First Team All-“Hyphenated Last Name” on Wednesday evening, an honor recognized as one of the sport’s best. The junior guard was joined by Kentucky’s Willie Cauley-Stein, Georgia Tech’s Marcus Georges-Hunt, Indiana’s Hanner Mosquera-Parea, and, Michigan freshman Muhammad-Ali Abdur Rahkman […]

WHITE-GRAVENOR — Citing a need to “modernize” their class registration system, Georgetown Vice President of Student Affairs Todd Olson announced plans this morning to replace the University Registrar’s current Magic 8 Ball, known internally as, “The Decider,” with a newer model.   “It has become clear that the registrar’s current Magic 8 Ball simply cannot […]

VCW — After nearly a semester of dating, freshman couple Tim Quinn (MSB ’18) and Annabelle Crosby (NHS ’18), reportedly parted ways Sunday night, a decision many attribute to the couple’s first attempt to hook-up sober on Saturday evening.   The couple, whose twelve previous hook-ups had been exclusively on Saturday nights between the hours of 11:30 […]

SOUTHWEST QUAD — After nearly a semester of sitting next to each other in U.S. Political Systems and playing in the same fantasy football league, acquaintances Frank Bellamy (SFS ’16) and Javier Marquez (COL ’17) reportedly have no idea whether they should stop and talk to each other when they cross paths on campus.   […]

GEORGETOWN COLLEGE, KENTUCKY — Coming on the heels of the announcement in April that introduced a three-year on-campus housing requirement for all students, Georgetown administrators are now reportedly “strongly” considering a fourth-year requirement, an initiative that would send all future senior classes to Georgetown College in Kentucky.   Georgetown College, a private liberal arts school […]

LEO’S — Freshman Ethan White (MSB ’18) reportedly scored “major points” with fellow first year Tina Cohen (NHS, ’18) on Tuesday night, after he told her that the empty chair at his Leo’s table was “all her’s” to take. White, sitting with two friends, was describing a “sweet care package” he had just received from […]