If you’ve ever been concerned about the pedigree of your local water fountain, look no further. Here are six iconic Georgetown (main campus) water fountains ranked by brand, water quality, water pressure, aesthetic, and how close they are to Istanbul, Turkey.    Reynolds 5, Near Women’s Bathroom   Brand: Halsey Taylor. A classic, reliable company. This […]

In a school-wide email announcement earlier this week, SFS Dean Joel Hellman announced the extension of the SFS Centennial for another year. Former World Bank Chief Economist Hellman wrote: “We are so grateful for how engaged the student body has been in celebrating our institution. The SFS Academic Council is instrumental in this event, from […]

CHEVY CHASE, MD – Well this is a bummer. Everyone in Mrs. Thompson’s third grade class was so excited to go to Ethan’s birthday party this Saturday, because he spent all week bragging that there would be Fruit Roll-Ups as a snack at the celebration. Unfortunately, a lot of eight-year-olds are missing out on the […]

GEORGETOWN- What a beautiful time to be Hoya! This past Sunday, it was revealed that the Georgetown Men’s Basketball Team would continue to play into the postseason, receiving an invitation to play in the NIT as a #3 seed. Making the reveal even sweeter was that Georgetown’s bitter Big East rival, Villanova, failed to qualify […]

GEORGETOWN- Since the news broke regarding Georgetown University’s involvement in the College Admissions Scandal, campus is abuzz talking about those who faked a place on the tennis team in order to ensure a spot in the school. The rise in attention devoted to the faux tennis players has ruffled the feathers of the formerly most […]

RED SQUARE – Onlookers at the weekly farmer’s market were left baffled when a group of students gathered, insisting that the nordic country of Sweden is completely fabricated. “I was in line to get some bubble tea when all of a sudden I heard a bunch of shouting about Sweden and government lies,” said Alicia […]

GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY PRESS – College Dean Edmund Ralph was pleased to find out earlier today that his memoir, “A Complete Set of My Walk-In Hours, M-F, 1998-2017” was officially added to the Georgetown University Press’ slate for spring publications. “Well, of course it’s a dream come true!” Ralph commented, dusting off his hands on his […]

SASKATCHEWAN – The Union of Galleria’s met for their third annual “State of the Galleria” conference at their headquarters in Canada’s third smallest province. Many gallerias were discussed, from the Pemaqua City Galleria and Mall to Yorktown’s Crystal Galleria (a foodcourt). The last item of discussion was Georgetown University’s Intercultural Center Galleria. “It is not […]