LAU 2  — William Moore (COL ’18) sat down at a table on Lau 2 last night at 8:21pm and left this morning at 9:02am in what he decreed was his “first all-nighter”, via his personal Twitter account.   Moore’s roommate reports that the assignment in question was a 15-20 page paper for his Introduction to Biblical […]

Six months ago, construction to build a new dorm located directly across from Reiss began.  Little did we know, that very day, my fellow trees and I were sentenced to death.  No trial. No appeals. Not even a warning.  What ensued earlier this month was a Tree Holocaust, in which all the trees across from […]

CAWLEY CAREER CENTER — Calling it an “unexpected disappointment” senior Sean DeBraggio (MSB ’15) was notified by email that he was not selected for a second round interview to hook up with Mackenzie Kinsington. After extensive research, mock interviews and several thorough coffee chats DeBraggio was convinced he had a second round interview.“I talked with […]

HARBIN — In a recent phone call with his parents, freshman Kyle Spencer (COL ‘18) shared that he “loves all DC has to offer” and that after half a semester he “really knows the ropes” of the nation’s capital.   Kyle called his family after returning from Dupont Circle, to regale them with his adventures […]

VILLAGE A — After the passage of the marijuana legalization ballot initiative thrust the District to the forefront of a nationwide movement, Georgetown students reportedly celebrated this week by getting “totally wasted” on an assortment of alcoholic beverages.    The initiative, which passed with a strong majority, was welcomed by students taking shots and shotgunning beers. […]

HEALY — A group of Georgetown students pulled of a major heist this weekend in what is being called “the biggest prank of the decade”. The unknown group of students in question managed to steal the hands of President DeGioia.   In a statement released from Vice President of Student Affairs Todd Olson, DeGioia reportedly […]

RED SQUARE  — Tensions escalated yesterday in the ongoing conflict between the Chinese Student Alliance (CSA) and the Taiwanese Student Association (TSA). Belligerent posturing by the CSA as the two groups were tabling in Red Square prompted a university response when President DeGioia dispatched a squad of campus police as a deterrent force against any […]