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  HEALY- Scientists warned Wednesday morning that an increasingly heated home life will result in the complete elimination of Georgetown President John DeGioia’s hair by 2025. “If current trends continue, we are looking at full baldness in 10 years. That would be an aesthetic catastrophe, the effects of which may be irreversible,” said notable hair […]

LEO O’DONOVAN HALL — Citing the need for more variety in the options at Leo’s Dining Hall, Aramark will add the discarded remains of fair contract proposals to the Salad Bar selection.   “We hope that offering another option like shredded union contract proposals will help to reduce lines and give students an additional healthy […]

via Collider.com The Imitation Game honors Alan Turing, the British math genius whose groundbreaking machine allowed the Allies to decode messages encrypted by the German Enigma. Such originality—such unabashed inventiveness—only arrives once a generation. And this generation will be no exception.   At the time I saw the Imitation Game, I was drawing up plans […]

WASHINGTON – As the nation reels from last week’s revelation that Jeb Bush self-identified as Hispanic on a 2009 voter registration form, attendees of Bush’s quinceañera have had enough. The party, held belatedly last week in an effort to control the potential Presidential candidate’s sudden PR crisis, was chock full of people who insisted that […]

The Diversity Requirement is a Necessary Step Toward a More Inclusive Georgetown by Gabrielle Moore Diversity is not only a variation in identity statuses, but a deep understanding of the myriad of ways in which people experience our world, and a respect for the viewpoints, perspectives, needs and desires that are braided within each identity. […]

  LEAVEY CENTER: A policy change made by SAC today altered the HoyaLink Event Application Form, or EAF, to include a 75 foot obstacle course, located on the 3rd floor of the Leavey center. The course, which will include a moat, a tire course, and a CSE worker building a literal stone wall in front […]

HEALY HALL – Awed by his stunning ability to take the stage at a moments notice, GU Fossil Free announced on Tuesday that they would be bringing their hero Kanye West to speak on April 28th.  “Kanye has perfected the art of disregarding who is on the stage and why people are listening to who […]

Infantry gather on Healy Lawn, preparing to liberate those trapped in Lauinger Library