THE INTERNET — In an effort to increase social activity amongst pre-med students, the Center for Student Engagement and the Georgetown University Pre-Med Society have partnered to create a dating service for pre-med students called Covalent Bonds.   Senior Jack Crockett (COL ’15), creator and CEO of the service, described it as “a way to […]

Last weekend, my partner and I were mugged at gunpoint while responding to a call near Dupont Circle. The entire incident lasted under a minute, as I was forced to the ground, handed over my walkie talkie and was patted down.   And yet, when a reporter asked whether I was surprised that this could […]

SOUTHWEST QUAD — After nearly a semester of sitting next to each other in U.S. Political Systems and playing in the same fantasy football league, acquaintances Frank Bellamy (SFS ’16) and Javier Marquez (COL ’17) reportedly have no idea whether they should stop and talk to each other when they cross paths on campus.   […]

CAR BARN —  The Office of International Programs announced last Monday that its newest study abroad program will be in Henle Village.   “I’m really excited about this opportunity,” commented Daisy Redwood (COL ’17). “I looked at all of the other options for study abroad and none of them really appealed to me. Henle seems […]

WASHINGTON — Local junior Jessica Harding (COL ’16) released a statement yesterday that she is “just too busy” to deal with the crushing weight of responsibility she feels on a daily basis.   “I thought I could handle taking on another activity,” said Harding in an exclusive interview, “but it looks like I am going […]

ALLENTOWN — While many Georgetown Students venturing home this Thanksgiving are preparing for a barrage of questions from family members, one freshman has devised a way to avoid talking to Aunt Jen about the quality of food at the dining hall and his relationship status for two consecutive hours.   Andrew Smallman (COL  ‘18) arrived […]

NEW SOUTH — While packing her suitcase for Thanksgiving vacation, freshman Miranda Frankel (COL ’18) expressed her relief for the chance to “get home and stress over family shit, for a change.”   Frankel, exhausted from an arduous semester of transitioning to college life, said she has been dying for a break at her troubled […]