Former President Obama was dealt a crushing blow last Tuesday when he was defeated by Mitt Romney in the only election that counted: the one in our hearts. Though losing by a wide margin in the electoral college, Mitt Romney managed to capture a majority of sentiments on Tuesday, garnering every kind of support except […]

Taking what they have deemed as “the first step of the revolution,” Students of Georgetown, Inc., commonly known as The Corp, has completed a bloody and murderous coup of Saxbys, the popular coffee shop located just off campus. The coup, which the The Corp is referring to as “The Courp,” took place at 6:30 a.m. […]

In an unexpected survey result, the general population of the student body has agreed by vast majority that “all energy-saving initiatives should be scrapped and the university should emit more carbon dioxide in hopes that climate change will cause another hurricane.” The survey, which came on the heels of the uniquely decent Grab ’n’ Go […]

Reagan National Airport- With October midterm season now wrapping up, all of Georgetown’s student body are leaving for Thanksgiving break, a solid month before Thanksgiving. Reagan National Airport is now jammed with Hoyas beating the holiday travel rush by approximately 3 ½ weeks. Junior Tara Li said she’s leaving early because she’s learned from past […]