POTOMAC RIVER—This weekend Georgetown Sailing coach Michael Callahan announced that the team had contracted three cases of the disease scurvy aboard the SS Cura Personalis. Callahan said the cases came about after 3 months on seas as the ship was sailing through the Philippine Sea. “You know, we try to keep incidence of the […]
GASTON HALL — Though the dining options at Georgetown’s Leo O’Donnovan Hall (affectionately dubbed ‘Leo’s’) have plagued students’ bowels for years, the subject has been beautifully finessed throughout the University sponsored multi-media project ‘Georgetown Stories.’ As 11 undergrads record their Hoya experience via video blog, social media, and photography, they’ve somehow managed to keep widespread […]
MCCARTHY HALL— Monday evening, multiple firemen responding to potentially lethal levels of methane gas were forced to sign in by student guard Matt Harris (SFS ’16) before attending to the issue. “Not a single one of us had our IDs with us at the time. I must’ve left my ID in my other pants. […]
GASTON HALL – This Monday, the Georgetown University Lecture Fund announced that God will deliver the introductory speech for the much anticipated Hillary Clinton remarks on women’s role in business on Thursday. “We’re thrilled that God can find time in his busy schedule to introduce the former secretary of state before she addresses a […]
LEO’S – This week marked the installment of an experimental security system at Leo’s in an attempt to curb the rising amount of food and utensil thefts. Leo’s Acting Director of Security and Intelligence Linda Stalleworthe unveiled the full body scanner in place of two of the three computers where students typically swipe in. […]
DARNALL – Freshman Jack Sanders (NHS ’18) announced in a statement Sunday he will be conducting an independent research project examining the phenomenon of nude pictures sent over the popular social networking app Snapchat. Calling the social dynamics of nude pictures shared over the internet “simply fascinating,” Sanders said his project had “boundless academic […]
Jack Jr., Georgetown’s shortlived Bulldog mascot once affectionately known as JJ, was spotted several times over Homecoming weekend in the dark corner of Rhino. The dog, fired in July 2013 for biting a child, was reportedly slumped in the furthest chair and drank whiskey on the rocks for the majority of the weekend. “Yeah, […]
34th STREET — Eat & Joy is a Georgetown establishment I have not experienced before. Known only by locals, one must have their ear to the ground to hear rumblings of this purportedly delicious destination. For me, Eat & Joy came to my attention while at a local townhouse when I heard whispers of a group move […]
HENLE- GERMs members called to the scene of a party Saturday evening allegedly told Eric Kowalski (COL ’18) to “Stop being such a little bitch” after Mr. Kowalski did not respond to their request to imbibe a shot of tequila. Josephine Hernandez (SFS ’17), resident of the Henle apartment, told the Heckler she called […]