DARNALL – Freshman Jack Sanders (NHS ’18) announced in a statement Sunday he will be conducting an independent research project examining the phenomenon of nude pictures sent over the popular social networking app Snapchat.   Calling the social dynamics of nude pictures shared over the internet “simply fascinating,”  Sanders said his project had “boundless academic […]

Jack Jr., Georgetown’s shortlived Bulldog mascot once affectionately known as JJ, was spotted several times over Homecoming weekend in the dark corner of Rhino. The dog, fired in July 2013 for biting a child, was reportedly slumped in the furthest chair and drank whiskey on the rocks for the majority of the weekend.   “Yeah, […]

34th STREET — Eat & Joy is a Georgetown establishment I have not experienced before. Known only by locals, one must have their ear to the ground to hear rumblings of this purportedly delicious destination. For me, Eat & Joy came to my attention while at a local townhouse when I heard whispers of a group move […]

HENLE- GERMs members called to the scene of a party Saturday evening allegedly told Eric Kowalski (COL ’18) to “Stop being such a little bitch” after Mr. Kowalski did not respond to their request to imbibe a shot of tequila.   Josephine Hernandez (SFS ’17), resident of the Henle apartment, told the Heckler she called […]

After several conclusive rounds of medical testing, a lump in the mattress of Georgetown University Junior Michael Norman (SFS ’16) was found to be benign. Norman, a resident of Nevils, was relieved after what he described as an “emotional roller coaster.”   “When facilities told me that the lump was benign, I was so overcome […]

The Heckler’s Hoya of the Week goes to Sophomore Tom Ashburn (MSB ’17) for his selfless actions in briefly considering sitting with a student eating alone in Leo’s. Ashburn, a native of the heartland of our proud nation, Hartford, Connecticut, was seen perusing the deli section of Leo’s early Wednesday morning when he noticed the […]

NEW SOUTH — The Heckler has learned that Jack the Bulldog (COL ’18), a Georgetown icon and mascot, was transported to the hospital by GERMS this Thursday night. Jack was attending a pregame in New South with some freshman friends which was described by the Facebook event as being the “Pregame of the Year.” “The night […]

ICC — A recent Georgetown University study has shown that 80% of Georgetown students would marry other Georgetown students if they could just get the cute boy from the front of class to notice them.   The study reported that, when asked, approximately four out of every five female students surveyed would “definitely marry that […]

WHITE-GRAVENOR — In the latest effort by administrators to promote the university’s digital strategy, Georgetown today released a new campaign for its GoCard Mobile app, touting it as a GoCard that “can fit in your pocket!” A series of posters around the campus highlight the various benefits of the app for students, which include “the […]