REISS — Calling it one of the more anxious moments of his educational life Theology Professor Andrew Walter managed slide through his THEO 434 Seminar without doing the reading. “I just have a lot going on in other classes right now, okay?” said Walter who watched four uninterrupted hours of Netflix the day before teaching […]

If thereʼs one thing there is a shortage of, itʼs march madness articles. Part two of the Hecklerʼs March Madness advice has arrived. WEST 1 Arizona v 16 Weber State: Weber is not a state. If they donʼt know that how can they win a basketball game? Pick: Arizona 8 Gonzaga v 9 Oklahoma St: […]

Warren Buffet is offering one billion dollars for a perfect bracket, my advice is free. But you also get what you pay for. SOUTH BRACKET 1 Florida v 16 UA/MS Mary: Florida has the cure for MS (Mary) Pick: Florida 8 Colorado v 9 Pittsburg: Evenly matched numbers here, legalization gives Colorado the high, but […]

WASHINGTON — Inspired by their own experiences as prospective students, 250 volunteers will introduce 400 high school seniors to the clothing chain Gap this weekend. Emma Spicci (MSB ʼ16), who attended a Gap weekend last spring, said the warmth and soft fabrics she noticed in Gap clothes when she visited prompted her to join Gap […]

MADISON, WI — Amanda Carlsonʼs (NHS ʼ15) most recent album upload earlier this week has drawn intense scrutiny from her 758 Facebook friends. The album, titled “Spring Break(ers)!!!”, consists of 63 pictures from her still-ongoing vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico with fellow Biology of Global Health majors Margo Henry and Emily Henderson. Uploaded on […]

NEVILS — Authorities are still searching for a spider who escaped from the back corner of Nevils L-20’s bathroom around 7:30 a.m. Saturday. Apartment resident Andrea Colloway (COL ’16) says the spider was last seen near the haircare products fleeing eastbound. The spider was wearing its black skin, but he may have changed. It’s described […]

Noticing that both the Hoya and the Voice sat down with Georgetown University President John DeGioia for no specific reason, I did the same. Wanting to ensure the Georgetown Heckler’s spot among the finest publications on the hilltop, DeGioia spoke to me about a wide variety of topics. Heckler: President DeGioia, it’s an honor and […]

Citing the need to give Georgetown students a leg up in the increasingly competitive job market, the Cawley Career Education Center announced the launch of a new online program, The Hoya Gateway program which will launch May 6, to connect Georgetown’s 1500 seniors and alum Bill Clinton for one-on-one advice, informational interviews and resume reviews. […]

Construction on the Intercollegiate Athletics Center, which will be named for former US President Bill Clinton (SFS ’68), will begin this summer, University President John J. DeGioia wrote in an email Tuesday. A formal announcement was made at halftime during Tuesday’s home game when a banner was unfurled which read: “The Bill Clinton Intercollegiate Athletics […]

Citing Georgetownʼs proud tradition of seeking out “off the radar,” but “sick” bands, Georgetownʼs Alternative Spring Break organizer Janet Freeman (NHS ʼ15) expressed this was going to be the best year yet for alternative spring break, commonly known as ASB. “Alternative music is all about connecting with your soul and self-expression and when ASB was […]