via Collider.com The Imitation Game honors Alan Turing, the British math genius whose groundbreaking machine allowed the Allies to decode messages encrypted by the German Enigma. Such originality—such unabashed inventiveness—only arrives once a generation. And this generation will be no exception.   At the time I saw the Imitation Game, I was drawing up plans […]

WASHINGTON – As the nation reels from last week’s revelation that Jeb Bush self-identified as Hispanic on a 2009 voter registration form, attendees of Bush’s quinceañera have had enough. The party, held belatedly last week in an effort to control the potential Presidential candidate’s sudden PR crisis, was chock full of people who insisted that […]

The Diversity Requirement is a Necessary Step Toward a More Inclusive Georgetown by Gabrielle Moore Diversity is not only a variation in identity statuses, but a deep understanding of the myriad of ways in which people experience our world, and a respect for the viewpoints, perspectives, needs and desires that are braided within each identity. […]

  LEAVEY CENTER: A policy change made by SAC today altered the HoyaLink Event Application Form, or EAF, to include a 75 foot obstacle course, located on the 3rd floor of the Leavey center. The course, which will include a moat, a tire course, and a CSE worker building a literal stone wall in front […]

HEALY HALL – Awed by his stunning ability to take the stage at a moments notice, GU Fossil Free announced on Tuesday that they would be bringing their hero Kanye West to speak on April 28th.  “Kanye has perfected the art of disregarding who is on the stage and why people are listening to who […]

Infantry gather on Healy Lawn, preparing to liberate those trapped in Lauinger Library

via HighTimes.com WASHINGTON, DC – Marijuana’s reputation as a “gateway” drug was recently corroborated by a recent study showing an incredibly high correlation between how long a person has used the drug and the frequency with which he or she brings it up in conversation.   Marijuana users’ tendency to move onto more dangerous habits […]

Dave McConnell (MSB ’17), a junior intern at the United States Central Intelligence Agency, has repeatedly been asked to leave parties after insisting on telling every attendee that he holds a “license to chill.”   “It’s not like I was going to use it,” McConnell said while pointing a finger-gun upwards. “I was just trying […]

Photo via sodahead.com   LEO’S – After gently spreading a layer of peanut butter on his toast, Sophomore Brett Davies (MSB ‘17) reportedly applied Nutella to that same piece of toast Tuesday morning  in an act of gross overindulgence.   Witnesses at the scene registered shock at Davies breach of toast decorum. “Look, we have […]