Dear Guy Who Almost Had a Threesome, My midterm season is looking really brutal. I have three midterms next week and after this weekend I realize that I am not prepared for any of them! On top of my job and clubs I just don’t think I can be ready. Is it acceptable to ask […]

MUNICH — Junior Andrew Banster reported on Saturday that his Oktoberfest excursion hit a snag when he ran into a non-English speaker. Banster, who in his two months studying abroad in Copenhagen had never encountered someone whose English was less than proficient, was initially unsure how to proceed after asking the man for a picture. […]

M STEET — With weekly highs predicted to hover in the low 60s this weekend, Georgetown betches unanimously expressed worry that the transition into jacket season was occurring too rapidly. With summer temperatures stretching into mid-September, an early onset of cold temperatures has left the vast majority of “super cute” light cardigans unused. Calling it […]

HARBIN — A recently-released report from the Georgetown Office of Sustainability projected that by 2065 flyers will make Georgetown’s main campus uninhabitable. While applauding the noble and selfless efforts of campus facilities to combat the issue, the report finds that over the past quarter century the level of flyering on Georgetown’s campus has surged some […]

HEALY HALL — In a statement released late Thursday night, University officials confirmed that they are considering mandating a meal plan requirement for students studying abroad. “It makes fiscal sense for everyone involved,” Georgetown University President John J. DeGioia said of the plan. “Especially for administrators, Georgetown Dining Services, and Aramark.” The announcement provoked concern […]