WASHINGTON– In a recent ACCT 201 lecture, John Burnham (MSB 25’ [sic]) announced his plan to intern at Goldman Sachs this summer, after accepting an offer in their New York office earlier this week. Burnham noted that this is an exceptionally great achievement; the program is usually restricted to rising seniors, which Burnham is not. […]

So I’ve been hearing a lot about the upcoming elections and have come to understand how critical the 2022 midterms are to ensuring the preservation of the liberties and values I enjoy as an American. I’ve spent countless hours researching the various candidates on my ballot and have greatly enjoyed learning about which candidates will […]

As Georgetown’s class of 2026 begins to find their home on campus, first-year students have had to meet the challenges of independent living for the first time. Without doting caretakers ready to listen to and accommodate their child’s every qualm, new students have yearned for another outlet to vent their frustrations to. The campus Department […]

My first semester in college was great, but honestly a little more mundane than I expected. While I tried LSD for the first time from a stranger I met outside of Assets in Dupont, and there was that one time at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial, things just haven’t lived up to the depictions of adult […]

NEW YORK — A string of recent killings in New York City’s financial district are believed to be connected, said NYPD representative Wilson Garcia, this morning. The suspect is a wolf, believed to have been displaced from Upstate by increased urbanization and climate change. The first attack occurred last Monday, at approximately 10:47 AM in […]

KYIV, Ukraine — After weeks of mounting tensions, NATO officials are describing a full-scale military strike as “imminent and inevitable” after the discovery of troops from the Clash Royale universe being transported to the Russia-Ukraine border. Ukrainian intelligence officials confirmed the update after many anonymous reports of the signature “HOGGG RIDAAAAA” call in the Crimean […]

A harsh midterm season on the Hilltop has left many students grappling with the big questions in life: “Is a Fr. Carnes lecture really worth $56,000 in tuition?” “Would norovirus really be that bad if I could get an extension on my history paper?” “What if I don’t want to work in consulting or investment […]

After a failed presidential campaign and upset defeat in New York City, Andrew Yang may have suffered his most embarrassing loss right here on the Hilltop. After GUSA election results were released late Saturday night, many Yang Gang supporters were shocked to find that Mr. Yang did not crack the threshold to win a first-year […]

The changing of the leaves marks that special time of year: when disappointed Capitol Hill hopefuls look to get the next best thing by running for GUSA Senate. Yet, while many students are eager to compare candidates’ platforms, the rhetoric of campus politics can take a toll. I’m taking every measure possible to avoid the […]