After several conclusive rounds of medical testing, a lump in the mattress of Georgetown University Junior Michael Norman (SFS ’16) was found to be benign. Norman, a resident of Nevils, was relieved after what he described as an “emotional roller coaster.” “When facilities told me that the lump was benign, I was so overcome […]
The Heckler’s Hoya of the Week goes to Sophomore Tom Ashburn (MSB ’17) for his selfless actions in briefly considering sitting with a student eating alone in Leo’s. Ashburn, a native of the heartland of our proud nation, Hartford, Connecticut, was seen perusing the deli section of Leo’s early Wednesday morning when he noticed the […]
NEW SOUTH — The Heckler has learned that Jack the Bulldog (COL ’18), a Georgetown icon and mascot, was transported to the hospital by GERMS this Thursday night. Jack was attending a pregame in New South with some freshman friends which was described by the Facebook event as being the “Pregame of the Year.” “The night […]
ICC — A recent Georgetown University study has shown that 80% of Georgetown students would marry other Georgetown students if they could just get the cute boy from the front of class to notice them. The study reported that, when asked, approximately four out of every five female students surveyed would “definitely marry that […]
WHITE-GRAVENOR — In the latest effort by administrators to promote the university’s digital strategy, Georgetown today released a new campaign for its GoCard Mobile app, touting it as a GoCard that “can fit in your pocket!” A series of posters around the campus highlight the various benefits of the app for students, which include “the […]
SMITHSONIAN — Metropolitan Police took five members of GU Fossil Free into custody Monday night after they were caught vandalizing the Tyrannosaurus rex fossil in the Smithsonian’s Natural History Museum. Responding to a call from museum security, the police apprehended the students as they were throwing buckets of yellow paint onto the petrified remains […]
HEALY HALL – In a long-anticipated move, the President’s Office announced the merger of three formerly independent elements of Georgetown College. The Georgetown School of Barista Studies will begin classes in Spring of 2015, and will incorporate all of the current students and faculty from the English, Philosophy and Theology department. President DeGioia […]
NEW YORK — The United Nations World Food Programme today announced its plans to air drop lifesaving assistance to refugees stranded in the Leo J. O’Donovan’s pasta line. Following a unanimous security council resolution the organization pledged roughly 2,000 tons of food in emergency aid. “We are pulling out all the stops to keep […]