Georgetown Rejected Student’s Weekend Draws Low Attendance
By Ed Nonymous | April 7, 2014
WASHINGTON — Calling it a “sad sight” the President of Georgetown’s Rejected Students Program (GRSP) Andrea Friori (SFS’16) lamented the low attendance of last weekend’s Rejected Student’s Weekend. At a press conference, Friori described the weekend as “a moment of soul searching for what our organization stands for.” The program, founded in 1985, was designed […]
Breaking: Rice and an Unknown Substance Found in McCarthy Hall
By Blue Sub-Ivy | March 29, 2014
Tuesday federal authorities were notified that an illicit substance was found in a Georgetown Residence Hall. This reporter had the chance to interview Terry York, a sophomore who claims to have been evacuated from the floor where this substance was found. This is my exclusive interview: HECKLER: Do you live in this building? TERRY: Yeah, […]
Search Continues for Missing Georgetown University Flight to NCAA Tournament
By Ken Sealed | March 29, 2014
WASHINGTON –In what is being called “the biggest aviation mystery of the century”, the disappearance of Flight 726A transporting the Georgetown University Hoya basketball team to their first round match in the NCAA Men’s Division I Championship continues to baffle both tournament officials and fans alike. As the search for the team, described as a […]
Professor Hopes Class Canʼt Notice He Didnʼt Do the Reading
By Ed Nonymous | March 26, 2014
REISS — Calling it one of the more anxious moments of his educational life Theology Professor Andrew Walter managed slide through his THEO 434 Seminar without doing the reading. “I just have a lot going on in other classes right now, okay?” said Walter who watched four uninterrupted hours of Netflix the day before teaching […]
The Bracket, Part Deux
By Ed Nonymous | March 18, 2014
If thereʼs one thing there is a shortage of, itʼs march madness articles. Part two of the Hecklerʼs March Madness advice has arrived. WEST 1 Arizona v 16 Weber State: Weber is not a state. If they donʼt know that how can they win a basketball game? Pick: Arizona 8 Gonzaga v 9 Oklahoma St: […]
The Heckler’s March Madness Bracket
By Ed Nonymous | March 17, 2014
Warren Buffet is offering one billion dollars for a perfect bracket, my advice is free. But you also get what you pay for. SOUTH BRACKET 1 Florida v 16 UA/MS Mary: Florida has the cure for MS (Mary) Pick: Florida 8 Colorado v 9 Pittsburg: Evenly matched numbers here, legalization gives Colorado the high, but […]
Georgetownʼs Gap Weekend to Introduce Prospective Students, Merchandizing Giant
By Ed Nonymous | March 16, 2014
WASHINGTON — Inspired by their own experiences as prospective students, 250 volunteers will introduce 400 high school seniors to the clothing chain Gap this weekend. Emma Spicci (MSB ʼ16), who attended a Gap weekend last spring, said the warmth and soft fabrics she noticed in Gap clothes when she visited prompted her to join Gap […]
Friend “Pushing It” With Spring Break Caribbean Vacation Album
By Ed Nonymous | March 13, 2014
MADISON, WI — Amanda Carlsonʼs (NHS ʼ15) most recent album upload earlier this week has drawn intense scrutiny from her 758 Facebook friends. The album, titled “Spring Break(ers)!!!”, consists of 63 pictures from her still-ongoing vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico with fellow Biology of Global Health majors Margo Henry and Emily Henderson. Uploaded on […]
Spider on the Run
By Ed Nonymous | March 13, 2014
NEVILS — Authorities are still searching for a spider who escaped from the back corner of Nevils L-20’s bathroom around 7:30 a.m. Saturday. Apartment resident Andrea Colloway (COL ’16) says the spider was last seen near the haircare products fleeing eastbound. The spider was wearing its black skin, but he may have changed. It’s described […]
The Heckler Interviews DeGioia
By Ed Nonymous | March 13, 2014
Noticing that both the Hoya and the Voice sat down with Georgetown University President John DeGioia for no specific reason, I did the same. Wanting to ensure the Georgetown Heckler’s spot among the finest publications on the hilltop, DeGioia spoke to me about a wide variety of topics. Heckler: President DeGioia, it’s an honor and […]