MSB Student Binges on TurboTax

HARIRI — In an unprecedented display of self-gratification and “just treating myself for once,” McDonough School of Business sophomore Jeremy Ashcliff spent the entirety of last Tuesday binging on TurboTax, multiple sources exclusively confirmed to The Georgetown Heckler. “I had…

Olson Updates Alumni Housing Policy

HARBIN — In an email broadcast to campus today, Vice President for Student Affairs Todd Olson announced changes to the alumni housing policy. After almost two semesters of heated debate, Olson along with GUSA President Trevor Tezel (SFS ’15) and…

PNC, Consider This a Warning

On the night of April 21st, 2014, I dreamt that David Rubenstein, Georgetown’s Vice President of Finance and Treasurer, was chasing me down an endless corridor of funhouse mirrors.  As I flew in terror across those white marble checkered floors,…