MCDONOUGH—Following Georgetown’s historic upset at the hands of the lowly Ohio Bobcats, Hoyas coach John Thompson III was uncharacteristically upbeat, having with this loss correctly predicted one of the biggest shocks of this year’s NCAA Tournament. The successful upset pick allowed coach Thompson to... »

VILLAGE C ALUMNI LOUNGE–Wednesday night marked the finalization of plans for What’s After Dark’s long-awaited orgy for sexiled individuals, Club President Kyle Millman (SFS ’11) announced Thursday morning. The organization, largely known for it’s trivia and game nights offering students an substance-free alternative to... »

If there is one complaint I hear from students more than any other, it is that there is too little interaction between administrators and students. “T-dawg,” they say (they call me T-dawg), “We all know you are a highly respected university administrator of... »

Dear Student Whose Roommate Just Walked in on Him Masturbating, I’ve been dating the same guy since first semester freshman year and, while I really do love him, lately things have been getting a bit stale. He hasn’t done anything wrong I just don’t... »

BURLIETH–B-Frat Bro Jake Childress’ (MSB ’12) life reached its pinnacle late Friday night after his IM softball team’s 9th Inning comeback victory coincided with the delivery of three thirty-racks of Busch Light to his fraternity’s off-campus house. “It doesn’t get any better than this,”... »

HEALY LAWN–Members of the student group “Plan A: Hoyas for Reproductive Justice” protested Georgetown’s conservative sexual health policies this past weekend by having unprotected sex with accepted high school students visiting on their GAAP weekend. Plan A members impregnated and/or infected the high... »

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