LAU 2 — The world has been a surprising place for Martin Johnson (COL ’04) following his recent de-thawing from the large block of ice he had been trapped in since he began his abroad in the future program at Georgetown in August 2003. What he claims, however, is the most exciting part of the […]
The entire Georgetown Main and Medical Center Campus will be closed beginning October 1 for construction, according to an email sent by Vice President of Planning & Facilities Management Robin Morey. In addition to work on the Northeast Triangle Residence Hall, the Former Jesuit Residence, and the Thompson Athletic Center, wrote Morey, the University will press […]
The Heckler is honoring Amber as Hoya of the Week because of her selfless commitment to leaving club member and leadership positions vacant so that other Hoyas might have the opportunity to add them to their resume. From GUSA Senate to GIVES, A Capella groups to Club Polo, Amber is working hard to serve her fellow students […]
N Street — At 11:54 p.m. in a townhouse party on Friday evening Ryan Martinez (COL ’16) took a miscalculated trip to refill his drink leaving behind unstable social structures ripe to collapse. Just three minutes prior Martinez, already engaged in conversation with Dimitri Isaac (COL ’16), had motioned for friend Harry Akins (SFS ’16) […]
DUPONT — Digital Media Strategies intern Colin Meyers (MSB ’16) unveiled a cutting edge new supervisor radar designed to help him navigate the complex and dangerous office environment. Meyers described the weeks of development that went into the new technology as a “monumental” investment. “Well I know that Selena, my boss, always wears this heavy bracelet […]
Leavey Center — Take Back the Night, the University-sponsored student group promoting a safe environment for all after dark, has pledged to end night time once and for all. In a seventeen minute video released on the groups’ website this morning the self-proclaimed “messiah” of the group and Assistant Vice President of Student Affairs Bridget […]
LAUINGER LIBRARY — High-ranking sources within Midnight Mug have confirmed that one of the store’s eleven new hires was released by the coffee shop earlier this week. Upper Management refused further comment but several anonymous employees within The Corp have identified the fired employee as freshman Matthew Green (MSB ’18) and the reason for his […]
LAU 2 — While scanning for tables to start his Problem of God readings, freshman Charlie Fields (COL ’18) gingerly hovered over a cubicle on the second floor of Lauinger Library unable to determine if an empty bag of Pop Chips was an errant piece of litter or a warning that the devourer of the […]