LAUINGER LIBRARY – The famous Joseph Mark Lauinger Memorial Library has been a forced institution on Georgetown’s campus since 1967. Known for its grey exterior and Nixon-era interior, “Lau” has continued to impress upon the young minds of first years and visitors if they managed to slip past the security guards, a new entrance has […]

The Hoya reported Tuesday that an incredible new study shows the single most appealing qualification for highly sought banking and consulting jobs is job experience as a barista. For Georgetown students seeking the soul-sucking plunge into the churn-and-burn world of depravity that is Wall Street, this is good news. The findings of the study assuaged […]

HEALY HALL — After an increasing number of students have disrespected the school seal by walking on it, the Georgetown Board of Directors met recently to discuss a more reputable replacement to the archaic symbol. While “nothing is certain yet,” the Vineyard Vines Whale has arisen many times in the conversation as a more identifiable […]

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WHITE-GRAVENOR — Citing the need for more research to make a better campus, the administration announced that they will be sending out a survey about surveys.     Recent data suggests that the number of surveys the administration has used has shown exponential growth while student interest in surveys according to a recently conducted survey […]

After a fire was reported in a townhouse on the 3400 block of Prospect, residents were mystified by the lack of official help. As flames engulfed the building, the only visible aid came from two students who attempted to pour half drunk beers on the fire, and one extremely drunk girl who spit on the […]

NEVILS — Seven hours before Matt Claiborne (COL ’16) was set to throw a birthday party for his best friend Jared O’Neill (SFS ’15), he heard a forceful knock on his door. After Claiborne failed to open the door within 30 seconds, two Georgetown Police Officers broke down his Nevils’ door to enter the apartment, shouting […]

ICC AUDITORIUM — Twenty minutes after the conclusion of his Wednesday afternoon International Relations course, junior Eric Wong (MSB ’16) was reported to be still sitting in the ICC Auditorium mindlessly scrolling through the internet. Throughout the 75-minute course Wong reportedly looked up from his laptop once only to avoid sneezing on his Macbook Pro’s […]