REISS 284 — Following Professor Howard Feinstein’s Theology in the Third World, students emerged rattled and shaken from the two hour Catholic Studies seminar in the Reiss classroom after Howard uttered a deadly seven word phrase. While the 300-level course initially hummed along in its first hour, Feinstein paused conversation as he transitioned topics to […]

NEW SOUTH — Less than three weeks after the opening of the Healey Family Student Center, sectarian strife among students has gripped much of the area surrounding Library Walk and Prospect Street over rights to nickname the new facility. Following failure from central administration figures to bestow a catchy nickname to the student center, for […]

LAU 2 — The world has been a surprising place for Martin Johnson (COL ’04) following his recent de-thawing from the large block of ice he had been trapped in since he began his abroad in the future program at Georgetown in August 2003. What he claims, however, is the most exciting part of the […]

The entire Georgetown Main and Medical Center Campus will be closed beginning October 1 for construction, according to an email sent by Vice President of Planning & Facilities Management Robin Morey. In addition to work on the Northeast Triangle Residence Hall, the Former Jesuit Residence, and the Thompson Athletic Center, wrote Morey, the University will press […]

The Heckler is honoring Amber as Hoya of the Week because of her selfless commitment to leaving club member and leadership positions vacant so that other Hoyas might have the opportunity to add them to their resume. From GUSA Senate to GIVES, A Capella groups to Club Polo, Amber is working hard to serve her fellow students […]

N Street — At 11:54 p.m. in a townhouse party on Friday evening Ryan Martinez (COL ’16) took a miscalculated trip to refill his drink leaving behind unstable social structures ripe to collapse. Just three minutes prior Martinez, already engaged in conversation with Dimitri Isaac (COL ’16), had motioned for friend Harry Akins (SFS ’16) […]

DUPONT — Digital Media Strategies intern Colin Meyers (MSB ’16) unveiled a cutting edge new supervisor radar designed to help him navigate the complex and dangerous office environment. Meyers described the weeks of development that went into the new technology as a “monumental” investment. “Well I know that Selena, my boss, always wears this heavy bracelet […]

Leavey Center — Take Back the Night, the University-sponsored student group promoting a safe environment for all after dark, has pledged to end night time once and for all. In a seventeen minute video released on the groups’ website this morning the self-proclaimed “messiah” of the group and Assistant Vice President of Student Affairs Bridget […]