“Hej! Hjälp mig!”  I call out to the infinite streams of smiling customers constantly, but they are too awestruck and overstimulated by the impeccable environment of Scandinavian design and innovation to notice my predicament. A LOMMARP here, a KALKGRUND there–a blue glass SVARTSJÖN catches the eye and they’re off to the next fun-filled showroom.  Believe […]

I was told it would be a “little pinch.” It was NOT a “little pinch.” My arm is basically numb and my shoulder is way too tender to do my nightly stretches. Just a second ago I tried to raise my hand in class but I couldn’t even do that! It was in zoom class […]

It happens to everyone. But not as badly as it happened to Andy Lewis (COL ‘21) the other day in the ICC Galleria.  “Our TA literally looks like some kind of morphed Jake Gyllenhall,” his friend Julia joked, gesturing towards Andy as if to ask for his confirmation. Ha. He kind of does, thought Andy, […]

“Friends, family, vulturous representatives of SAC, we gather here today to remember and celebrate the life of our dear friend, arch-nemesis, and lover, the Georgetown Caravel. Today is, to be sure, a sad day. But it is also a day for rejoicing, for we know that our favorite undergraduate organization that rephrased Reuters articles and […]

Here at SNAPs, we care a lot about our group culture, and with Miss Rona being the buzzkill that she is, we worry some of our members might feel left out. For that reason, we’ve put together a guide! Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean you can’t still participate in our favorite activity— […]

Hey, man! How’s it going? Good? Man, been a crazy year, huh? It’s so good to see you! Did you ever get around to reading my book, Trite Yet Catchy Precolon: Longer Phrase Using Several Unrelated Buzzwords? I was so thrilled that you decided to buy it! It meant a whole lot to me as […]

On the February 13th episode of the New York Times’ ‘The Daily,’ host Michael Barbaro made a surprising vow to listeners. “I, Michael Barbaro, of the New York Times’ ‘The Daily’ podcast, featuring myself, Michael Barbaro, am done with liars. This podcast reaches two million people daily, yet it seems everyone has something to say […]

And it’s off to the races! On February 17, the GUSA Executive Candidates had their first tussle in the haystack to prove their mettle in gaining and maintaining Georgetown’s highest executive office: student body president. Topics ranged from COVID-19 Response and Socioeconomic Advocacy, to student organization support and academic continuity, and even to the implications […]