THE KITCHEN – Looks like Dad is at it again. According to trusted sources, including Sister, who was just downstairs, and this vent in the hall that kinda lets me hear what’s going on in the kitchen, Dad has successfully cornered the Renovation Man and now they’re talkin’ shop.   The Renovation Man arrived not […]

  If you don’t have any plans this Valentine’s Day, we could go out to dinner if you want? I went to this cool falafel place one time and—if you don’t have any dinner plans already or anything—maybe we could check that out? They have pretty good pita, too, if you’re into that kind of […]

  WALSH 394 – It is nearly half way through the semester, and students taking Father Roth’s Biblical Literature class have started to notice that the professor is just teaching directly from the Book. Father Joseph Roth, S.J., a respected scholar in his field, has been teaching the class ever since he came to Georgetown […]

BARCELONA? – Last we heard from Lionel Messi things seemed to be ship-shape and, although we here at The Heckler understand that everything is subject to change, we have received no information since that has led us to believe otherwise. So we are just going to assume, cautiously, mind you, that the Argentine Ace is […]

The latest installment in a seemingly unending series, “Super Bowl LII: Patriots vs. Rams” had some massive shortcomings. With a whopping 3 hour and 16 minute runtime, “Super Bowl” offered a mixed bag of highs and lows. My largest critique of the game was the record low scores, with a total of only 13-3 in favor […]

GEORGETOWN– The editorial staff of the Heckler is happy to announce the beginning of the Spring 2019 application cycle. A spring application was not originally planned, but after an especially lackluster fall class, we here at the Heckler have decided to reopen the application, with a few caveats. After our experience last semester, we will no […]

NEW YORK- After a thrilling 89-78 victory over St. John’s this past Sunday, the Georgetown Men’s Basketball team is looking more and more like a squad that could possibly be one of the teams that narrowly misses a slot in the NCAA Tournament. “I really like how our guys are playing right now” coach Pat […]

On this day we celebrate the life and legacy of a truly inspirational man, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. In honor of Dr. King, here are some of his most celebrated quotes, along with a few things that – we’ll be honest – we sorta inferred, but are all totally within the realm of possibility. […]

Here at the Heckler, we know that around this time of year, you might struggle to find last-minute gifts for those loved ones who are just so difficult to shop for. To alleviate some of that stress, we’ve taken some inspiration from my history TA’s style choices and put together a little gift guide to […]