I’m all about nostalgia. The classics. I love Tamagotchi and Dunk-a-roos. Flintstones gummy vitamins. Driving around and looking at Christmas lights with my family. And reading books, not just watching the movie.   I read every Harry Potter book. I didn’t just, “watch the movies,” like all of the other kids did. I want to […]

In what should be disturbing news for all red-blooded patriots at Georgetown University, the investigative journalism division of The Heckler recently uncovered damning evidence that the repressive regime of The Caravel is currently using their office to hide weapons of mass destruction.   Don’t believe us? Well, just look at the rock-solid evidence:   For […]

THE KITCHEN – Looks like Dad is at it again. According to trusted sources, including Sister, who was just downstairs, and this vent in the hall that kinda lets me hear what’s going on in the kitchen, Dad has successfully cornered the Renovation Man and now they’re talkin’ shop.   The Renovation Man arrived not […]

  If you don’t have any plans this Valentine’s Day, we could go out to dinner if you want? I went to this cool falafel place one time and—if you don’t have any dinner plans already or anything—maybe we could check that out? They have pretty good pita, too, if you’re into that kind of […]

  WALSH 394 – It is nearly half way through the semester, and students taking Father Roth’s Biblical Literature class have started to notice that the professor is just teaching directly from the Book. Father Joseph Roth, S.J., a respected scholar in his field, has been teaching the class ever since he came to Georgetown […]

BARCELONA? – Last we heard from Lionel Messi things seemed to be ship-shape and, although we here at The Heckler understand that everything is subject to change, we have received no information since that has led us to believe otherwise. So we are just going to assume, cautiously, mind you, that the Argentine Ace is […]

The latest installment in a seemingly unending series, “Super Bowl LII: Patriots vs. Rams” had some massive shortcomings. With a whopping 3 hour and 16 minute runtime, “Super Bowl” offered a mixed bag of highs and lows. My largest critique of the game was the record low scores, with a total of only 13-3 in favor […]

GEORGETOWN– The editorial staff of the Heckler is happy to announce the beginning of the Spring 2019 application cycle. A spring application was not originally planned, but after an especially lackluster fall class, we here at the Heckler have decided to reopen the application, with a few caveats. After our experience last semester, we will no […]

NEW YORK- After a thrilling 89-78 victory over St. John’s this past Sunday, the Georgetown Men’s Basketball team is looking more and more like a squad that could possibly be one of the teams that narrowly misses a slot in the NCAA Tournament. “I really like how our guys are playing right now” coach Pat […]