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Super Bowl LIII Review: Great Cinematography Wasted On Slow-Moving Plot

By Blanche Cavendish | February 4, 2019

The latest installment in a seemingly unending series, “Super Bowl LII: Patriots vs. Rams” had some massive shortcomings. With a whopping 3 hour and 16 minute runtime, “Super Bowl” offered a mixed bag of highs and lows. My largest critique of the game was the record low scores, with a total of only 13-3 in favor […]

Heckler Application Open: Subversives, Members of The Caravel Need Not Apply

By Adelaide Mornington | February 1, 2019

GEORGETOWN– The editorial staff of the Heckler is happy to announce the beginning of the Spring 2019 application cycle. A spring application was not originally planned, but after an especially lackluster fall class, we here at the Heckler have decided to reopen the application, with a few caveats. After our experience last semester, we will no […]

Win Over St. John’s Gives Georgetown Hoops Outside Chance at Just Missing Tournament

By Shackleford Hedgecock, Esq. | January 28, 2019

NEW YORK- After a thrilling 89-78 victory over St. John’s this past Sunday, the Georgetown Men’s Basketball team is looking more and more like a squad that could possibly be one of the teams that narrowly misses a slot in the NCAA Tournament. “I really like how our guys are playing right now” coach Pat […]

Remembering His Legacy: MLK’s Most Famous Quotes Along With A Few Things We Can Definitely Picture Him Saying

By Blanche Cavendish | January 21, 2019

On this day we celebrate the life and legacy of a truly inspirational man, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. In honor of Dr. King, here are some of his most celebrated quotes, along with a few things that – we’ll be honest – we sorta inferred, but are all totally within the realm of possibility. […]

5 Gift Ideas Inspired By The Weird Felt Vest My History TA Wears Every Day

By Horace Harmon Lurton III | December 23, 2018

Here at the Heckler, we know that around this time of year, you might struggle to find last-minute gifts for those loved ones who are just so difficult to shop for. To alleviate some of that stress, we’ve taken some inspiration from my history TA’s style choices and put together a little gift guide to […]

Elves Told To “Wrap It Up” Unsure Whether To Stop Or Keep Going

By Shackleford Hedgecock, Esq. | December 22, 2018

THE NORTH POLE – After a vague directive from Santa to “wrap it up”, elves are reporting rising levels of confusion, frustration as they try and determine if the order was intended to encourage more gift packaging or halt the process altogether. Shift Supervisor Scout McStuffins offered some insight explaining, “Look, elves are naturally a […]