ICC — The latest opportunity for students looking to broaden their horizons this summer comes from Georgetown Office of Fellowships, Awards and Resources (“GOFAR”). The Slacker’s Grant will be awarded to one rising senior who plans to do absolutely nothing productive over the next summer.   “We have identified a large group of students that […]

Dear Members of the Georgetown University Community, Please be advised that on Monday, November 10, 2014, at approximately 6:00 p.m., a student reported to the Georgetown University Police Department (GUPD) and Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) that between Sunday November 9, 2014 at 11:00 p.m  and Monday, November 10, 2014 5:00 p.m. an unidentified U-Boat sank an unattended Allied merchant ship in […]

WHITE-GRAVENOR — Following pre-registration, Senior Diana Sims (SFS, ’15) says she “can’t wait” for the opportunity to read Buzzfeed during a class taught by the Distinguished Professor of Diplomacy and former Secretary of State, Madeleine K. Albright. “I’m a senior, and I’ve been trying to get into this course for a while now,” said Sims. […]

  GASTON — Telling reporters that the event would be rescheduled following renovations to improve Gaston Hall Stage’s structural integrity, Lecture Fund President Georgio Perry (SFS ’15) announced Thursday that the upcoming lecture by an 850-Ton Engine is cancelled until further notice.  “If Gaston can’t handle 1,700,000 lbs. of steam turbine power, then so be it,” […]

LAU 2  — William Moore (COL ’18) sat down at a table on Lau 2 last night at 8:21pm and left this morning at 9:02am in what he decreed was his “first all-nighter”, via his personal Twitter account.   Moore’s roommate reports that the assignment in question was a 15-20 page paper for his Introduction to Biblical […]

Six months ago, construction to build a new dorm located directly across from Reiss began.  Little did we know, that very day, my fellow trees and I were sentenced to death.  No trial. No appeals. Not even a warning.  What ensued earlier this month was a Tree Holocaust, in which all the trees across from […]

CAWLEY CAREER CENTER — Calling it an “unexpected disappointment” senior Sean DeBraggio (MSB ’15) was notified by email that he was not selected for a second round interview to hook up with Mackenzie Kinsington. After extensive research, mock interviews and several thorough coffee chats DeBraggio was convinced he had a second round interview.“I talked with […]

HARBIN — In a recent phone call with his parents, freshman Kyle Spencer (COL ‘18) shared that he “loves all DC has to offer” and that after half a semester he “really knows the ropes” of the nation’s capital.   Kyle called his family after returning from Dupont Circle, to regale them with his adventures […]